A Very Low IQ

Oh, Patriots of our great nation, lend me your ears! Let's take a moment to slice up the political comedy show starring none other than Kackling Kamala Harris, or as I like to call her, "The Kackle Queen of Absurdity." Yet here we are, with just a few days to go, and if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of Progressive despair echoing through both coasts.

Let's review the last stand of psychological warfare being waged by the so-called "mainstream media." They're out there, painting a picture of a Trump as Hitler, he’s unhinged, he’s not well, suggesting you might as well stay home, crack open a beer, and watch reruns of '80s sitcoms. But remember, these are the same folks who spewed that the Covid Vaccine worked day after day.

Kamala's Campaign Strategy: She's hitting up every show from "The View" to "Podcast Please Save My Sinking Campaign," even giving Fox a try (complete disaster) working to convince us she's just like us, you know, if "us" meant someone with the warmth of a D&D Troll and the IQ of a worm, (a very low IQ).

Trump, on the other hand, is playing 4D chess while everyone else is struggling with tying their own shoes. He's not just beating the polls; he's beating them like a fat kid beats a piñata at a birthday party. And let's not forget, this man has been more underestimated than the fry-cook at McDonald's.

So, what's the moral of my eccentric story? Don't let the left's narrative of doom and gloom get to you. Kamala's campaign is like a sitcom without a laugh track, awkward, painful to watch, and doomed to cancellation. Trump might just be setting himself up for a sequel that could outdo the original, not because the script is perfect (it is), but because Harris is a comedy of errors.

Get your ballots in, and remember, in the great American story, it's always the unexpected plot twist that wins the day. Let's make sure this twist is more “Trump Wins” than a “Harris Heist” on November 5!