Greetings, brave soul! You've trotted into Parker, Colorado, for the "We the People Network." It's the once quaint town where horses not long ago outnumbered the people. Here at "We the People Network," we are your sarcastic, no-holds-barred guide through the wild west of local Parker politics.

 

Here at "We the People Network," we promise to:

• Calling Out the Craziness: We're here to chew the fat and spit out the truth, however unpalatable.

• Sarcasm Served Daily: Because if we don't laugh, we'll cry, and we're saving our tears for the next Parker Town council meeting.

• Be Your Watchdogs: While our local politicians are spending your tax dollars, we're watching them.

 

So, welcome to Parker, where the spirit of the West meets the spirit of "What on Earth were they thinking?" Explore, laugh, scoff, or plan your escape, whatever suits your fancy. But remember, in Parker, we don't just make memories, we make memes of our mayhem.