Anthony Hartsook Blows a Head Gasket!

Spoiler alert!

Ah, let's dive into the theatrics of Anthony Harsook’s latest performance (the email below), shall we? In a display of timekeeping that rivals his political acumen, meaning, remarkably poor, Anthony seems to believe I’ve been shadowing his every move with the tenacity of a Honey Badger... for a year and a half. Cue dramatic gasp. Now, before we all get lost in this tragedy of miscounted days, let's set the record straight, shall we? My inaugural commentary on his, let’s say, "unique" voting preferences graced the world on January 9, 2023. Fast forward through the space-time continuum with me, folks, it's been 1 year and 25 days (from 1/9/2023 to 2/3/2024). Not the sprawling epic of time, Anthony's melodramatic soliloquy year and a half he would have you believe.

Really, Anthony, this isn’t rocket science, even if counting beyond ten requires you to venture into the treacherous territory of removing your clown shoes to use your toes. But let's not be too harsh, after all, distinguishing Democrats from Republicans could indeed be as challenging for Anthony as telling time, apparently. So, here's a thought, perhaps if we swap out those oversized shoes for a calendar, we might just get on the same page. Or, at the very least, Anthony could give us a performance that's less Comedy Central and a tad more C-SPAN.

Happy One Year Anniversary, Anthony. I'm just getting started, and I can't wait to drop my fliers in your neighborhood about your election!

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Thank you for the informative emails. I am replying to everyone so they can see my response.

The demand by Mark Hampton for an apology and his drafting of an apology letter is pathetic. He was not there, and yet he claims to know everything. I understand strategy and the long game at the Capitol. If Mark Hampton wishes to run his organization in a Stalinist mode and kick out media and only allow people in that think like him and speak like him then that is his prerogative. His obsession with writing negative comments every month and his memes about me sitting next to democrats when I am supporting Israel is antisemitic and hateful. That is exactly what dictators and hypocrites do. I will not be signing his apology letter.

Regarding Meredith Rudolph, and her response that she was not speaking as a member of the executive committee on House District 44 when she attacks me is pure hypocrisy. That is exactly what the progressive radicals do up at the Capitol. The hypocrisy of holding up her district captain badge and attacking me, and then saying oh, I wasn’t saying anything as the executive officer on the HD44 committee is pure hypocrisy. If she doesn’t want to support me, that’s entirely her choice. Maybe she should just consider resigning if she hates me that much. She sure isn’t helping republicans win any seats.

The most disturbing is from Jeff Toborg. Here was someone that we used to be very close friends with and spent several Christmas together. We shared many things together in our family friendships. However, the moment my opponent entered the primary, Jeff went completely silent with us and then directly and indirectly supported my opponent. His kids worked on my opponents’ campaign and as recently as December 2023 he continued to attack me with false narratives.

His statement that I should just let everything go is both absurd and insulting. He does not get to attack me for a year and a half and continue to put out falsehoods and support people who put out lies about me and expect me to acquiesce to his demands. We are active members in the chamber of commerce, we support the schools around here and have donated money for various events at the schools and in the community.

I recommend that people get on board to help us fight the progressive radical agenda at the Capitol. I will continue to support public safety, parental rights, small businesses, defend the Second Amendment, and fight for lower taxes. 

Thank you and have a nice day.

Sincerely,

Anthony Hartsook

Colorado State Representative

House District 44

www.anthonyhartsook.com