Douglas County Assembly Highlights

My friends of the Douglas County GOP, grab your freedom fries and hold onto your MAGA hats because, boy, do I have a tale for you. Picture this: Douglas County, Colorado Assembly, 2024. The air was crisp, the stakes were high, and the spirit of freedom was so thick you could spread it on your breakfast burrito. And let me just start by tipping my hat—no, not the MAGA one, the other one, to the tireless officers of the Douglas County GOP. These champions of liberty organized an Assembly so smooth it made George Washington’s wooden teeth seem like a modern marvel of orthodontics.

Now, let's talk about the star of the early morning show: Robin Webb. With a name that sounds like she could be the superhero we need but probably don't deserve, Robin swooped into the 1st Vice Chair position at DCGOP and let me tell you, the cheer was so loud I thought we were at a freedom rally. Nice job, Robin!

But hold your applause, folks, because there's more. A big ol’ THANK YOU to all the candidates who didn't just talk the talk but walked the walk, FOLLOWING the process and gracing us with their presence. And to the CD4 candidates who showed up in person, you’re the real MVPs. Your dedication to addressing the Assembly was greatly appreciated.

Now, for a taste of the action, and I don't mean the kind coming back up after downing one of the food truck breakfast burritos. No, sir.

Brandi Bradley in HD39 didn’t just win, she crushed it with 91% of the vote. In the world of grassroots conservative politics, that’s what we call a grand slam.

Then there’s HD43, where Lora and Matt are neck and neck, proving that every vote counts.

And let’s not forget Anthony Hartsook in HD44, winning by acclamation and giving me a good chuckle hearing I came up in his finest hour, lol.

Bill Jack trotted forward in HD45 by acclamation. Max Brooks, the other Republican in the race, that did not show up, letting us all see he has the backbone of a jellyfish.

But the pièce de résistance? Senate District 2, where Tim Arvidson emerged victorious by acclamation. And oh, “Liberal Lisa,” bless her heart, stuck around all day only to watch the Assembly and press the flesh. But when it came time for the Senate District 2 vote, she was missing just like Waldo. If that doesn’t tell you everything you need to know about her appeal to Douglas County voters, I don’t know what will. More on this in the weeks to come…

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Let's not forget our County Commissioners races, George Teal, cruising to victory by acclamation.

Kevin Van Winkle narrowly edged out John Carson. It was so close, folks, you’d think they were running for the last breakfast burrito! Oh, don’t forget, there is one more in this race, Priscilla Rahn. She can take time to politic at the Douglas County Pride Fest but not in her party’s Assembly. I say a vote for her is a vote against the Republican party and all the values and principles we hold dear.

Let’s focus on the big picture of freedom, the Constitution, and our shared victories. So, here’s to you, DCGOP. Here’s to us. Let’s keep making Douglas County the bastion of freedom and common sense it’s meant to be. Onward and upward, fellow patriots!

P.S. Jimmy Sengenberger, a word of advice: When nature calls, kindly opt for a restroom not wrapped in the universal symbol for "do not enter." Despite the array of available options, your choice to duck under the "CLOSED" tape not only showcased a baffling defiance of common sense but also caught the eye of more than a few onlookers.