Government Considers Mandatory Draft

Government Considers Mandatory Draft. Time to Show These Soft Millennials How It's Done with Men Aged 50 - 75

Men, it's time to dust off those old combat boots and dig out the camouflage pants from the back of your closet. If the government is considering bringing back the draft, this time, they should targeting a more seasoned group of men – those aged 50 to 75. Why, you ask? Because let's face it, we're in better shape, we know how to do things without a smartphone, and we're not a bunch of sissies like those 18-30 year-olds. And we love our country.

That's right, it's time to show these basement dwellers how to really get the job done. We've got years of experience under our belts, and we're not afraid to get our hands dirty. We know how to navigate the world without GPS, and we can actually hold a conversation without checking our phones every five seconds.

So, if the government does decide to bring back the draft, we'll be ready. We'll show these millennials what it means to be a real man – one who can change a tire, start a fire, and win a war without the help of Google. It's time to step up and show the world what we're made of. God Bless America!

Who's with me?