How Did They Get This So Wrong?

In the quirky world of Parker politics, the Town Council might just be the crown jewel of confusion. As we previously dissected in Honey Badger #13, this group has an affinity for marching in near-perfect unison, with a staggering 843 votes cast together in 2023 and a measly 9 dissenting votes. Exclude the procedural “Come to Order” and “Adjourn,” and you’ve got yourself a regular ol’ echo chamber. Doing the work of the People, right…..

Fast forward to April 1, 2024, no joke here, Mayor Jeff Toborg’s valiant effort to reduce grocery taxes was unceremoniously crushed under the collective boot of the Parker Town Council. They voted with stunning uniformity on Resolution 24-028 (Click Here for the Resolution), effectively tossing out the grocery tax cut before it could even see the light of a November ballot. If this isn’t a glaring example of progressive authoritarianism in action, I’m not sure what is. Apparently, allowing "We the People" to make decisions is far too risky for our intellectual superiors on the council. They assume we can’t possibly grasp the complexities of budgets and economics. But let’s consider the facts: even if town revenue didn't increase, which is laughable given the speed at which Parker is growing, we’d be looking at a modest budget cut of 2-3.5%. Yet, instead of tightening their belts, the council’s first move was to threaten a cut to the police budget. Classic fearmongering! But wait, there’s more intrigue—Laura Hefta (R), at a recent Parker Conservatives meeting, proclaimed her support for Mayor Jeff. However, when push came to shove to advance the grocery tax cut, she fell in line with the rest of the council, as per usual, making it a 6-0 vote to kill the tax cut.

So, what’s the plan for "We the People"? With three council seats up for grabs this November, it’s time for a major overhaul. We need fresh, steadfast, grassroots conservative faces on the Parker Town Council. If we can get 3 new patriots in place, Mayor Jeff could be the tie-breaking force we need. It’s only the beginning, but it's a critical step. The rumor mill is churning with potential conservative candidates, but we need more than whispers, we need action. I’m here, ready to help steer a new group toward a grassroots conservative resurgence in Parker.

In the meantime, Douglas County Pride is relocating from Douglas County Fairgrounds to Salisbury Park in Parker. Don’t look for any support from Parker’s own CD4 candidate, Deborah Flora. She’s too busy kicking the can down the road, leaving the heavy lifting to Parker's elected officials in a statement. What I find ironic about this is that Mayor Jeff endorsed Debra Flora and is a steadfast supporter, but when Mayor Jeff could use some heavy-weight help, nope, not my problem. Unbelievable! And our Parker Town Council don’t be looking there for any help, they are taking a page right out of Lora Thomas’s playbook. It seems this topic is just too hot for them. It's a shame; this could have been a seminal moment to help solidify the 3 Parker Town Council members for re-election; this move will show them the door, I believe.

Stay strong, keep fighting, and remember, November is our chance to turn the tide. Let’s make it count!