It’s Crunch Time:The No-Nonsense Guide to Navigating the Primaries

Alright folks, grab your mailboxes by the flag, it’s time to wrestle with those incoming primary ballots. This isn’t just about choosing candidates, it’s about deciding how we play the game in a system that feels like it’s stacked against us from the get-go.

1. How to Vote: Dodging the Pitfalls

Let’s break down the tactical mess we’re staring down:

• Voting Early: Sure, it’s convenient, drop in one of the election boxes and poof, you are done. When you toss your vote in early, candidates can tick you off their worry list as Colorado ballots are all tracked. It’s perfect for rallying those wishy-washy voters to finally pick a lane.

• Election Day, June 25th: This is for the die-hards, the ones who don’t trust any hands but their own. You march down there and make sure your ballot clunks into that box. But let’s be honest. Have you seen what’s been reported in the last few election cycles? Ballots disappear faster than a cold beer at a barbecue, even at voting centers. However, this is still the most secure way to vote.

• Mailing Your Ballot: Yeah, that’s if you trust your vote not to take a detour to the nearest dumpster. Risky doesn’t even start to cover it. JUST DON’T DO IT! Pick one of the other two ways above.

Choose how you vote, like you choose your battles, strategically and with a healthy dose of skepticism.

2. Who to Vote For: Should Reflect Your Conservative Values and Principles

Choosing candidates is more than a preference, it’s a statement of your principles. Here’s the gritty truth, I spend more time ranting about who I’m against than who I’m rooting for. If you’re MAGA, like me, the choices are pretty clear-cut. But what about you?

Candidates Who Skipped Assembly: They are all about the pay-to-play. Bypassing the Caucus and Assembly grind for a shortcut to your vote. These candidates are like “All Meat Hotdogs”; you kind of know it’s meat, just not what kind. Should you really eat it? Or vote for it?

Candidates Who Wouldn’t Know Truth If It Bit Them: This one’s a kicker. If you can stomach voting for a liar, what’s next? Telling your kids it’s fine to cheat on tests? Your vote is your word so make it count. “Truth” is one area that should never have a change of PLANS.

Before you mark that ballot, think hard. Are you voting for someone who reflects the grit and backbone you expect from yourself? Let’s not sugarcoat voting in Douglas County. We need all the registered Republican voters out in the Primary, no ifs, ands, or buts!

3. The General Election

Let’s not kid ourselves, the primary is just the warm-up. November is when the real fight happens. Will you back every 'R' on the ticket, or will you make your silence roar by abstaining? What we decide now in the Primary lays the groundwork.

So gear up. The primaries are where we set the tone, weed out the posers and the weak, and start the march toward November. Remember, second place is just the first loser. Let’s aim for a clean sweep voting in all Assembly Candidates in the Douglas County Primary.

Stay tough, vote-wise, and let’s make sure the Uniparty, The Republican Establishment, and RINOs hear us true grassroot conservatives loud and clear. Our vote isn’t just a tick on a ballot, it’s a declaration of war against mediocrity and deceit. Let’s get this right.