Keepers of the Flame of Freedom in Colorado

Douglas County, the stage is set, and it’s almost showtime. We’re all eagerly awaiting to see if our little nook will hold onto its conservative charm or get a makeover from the progressives that have moved in like roaches on a dark night. It's like waiting to see if your favorite TV show is going to get renewed or canceled.

But let's get one thing straight, we can’t go solo on this journey. We need the sort of leaders who don’t just talk the talk but walk the walk, preferably without stepping in the political muck. Leaders who, like nocturnal superheroes, can face the forces of darkness and bring us into a glorious, well-lit dawn. And let's not forget the leaders who seem to have written the book on 'The Art of the Political Brawl,' President Trump, taking on the establishment with the finesse of a prize fighter, all while sporting that iconic American First mantra.

It's not just about preserving a slice of Americana here, we're the keepers of the flame of freedom in Colorado. So, citizens of Parker and Douglas County, it’s time to strap on your debate helmets and charge into the fray, armed with the conviction of our forefathers and the indomitable spirit of internet meme creators. We’re not just keyboard warriors, we're digital-age minutemen, standing ready to defend our county, State, and Country!

We’re the chorus in this grand opera of democracy, and the next verse is ours to write. We can be the ones who stood tall, who backed leaders unafraid to tweet in the face of danger, and who kept Douglas County redder than the strips on old glory. Let’s do this, not just for ourselves, but for the generations to come.

And when our children ask, "What did you do during the great political standoff of our time?" we'll say, "We stood strong, we memed hard, and we didn't let freedom become the punchline."

God bless you, the tenacious defenders of our digital homeland. And God bless the server farms that keep America online.

God bless you, and God bless America.