The Land of 10,000 Lakes, and apparently, 10,000 Ways to Fleece the Taxpayer

Patriots, strap in because if you're not already fuming over the latest dumpster fire out of Minnesota, you're living under a rock. We're talking about a charming little operation where tens of millions in federal funds got siphoned off like it was happy hour at a socialist cocktail party. And who were the star players? A bunch of folks from the Minnesota Somali community, allegedly running a network of fake nonprofits ripped off the government, funneling cash to luxury cars, overseas properties, and who knows what else. Over $250 million vanished into thin air, that is YOUR hard-earned tax dollars. It's like they looked at America's welfare system and thought, "Hey, free cash buffet!"

But wait, it gets worse, or should I say, more nauseating. These schemes didn't just steal from Uncle Sam; they funneled money to organizations in Somalia, such as al-Shabaab, which are anti-American (remember Black Hawk Down). These freeloaders are not assimilating; they are actively trying to destroy our country from within. We're importing people who treat our generosity like their personal ATM, all while refusing to blend into the melting pot. Instead, they're melting down our economy. Imagine: your Social Security check getting shortchanged so some POS can buy a McMansion in Mogadishu. Meanwhile, our veterans sleep on sidewalks, seniors ration their meds, and truly hurting Americans get the scraps. Disgusted? You should be. This isn't charity; it's a mugging in broad daylight, sponsored by the same bleeding-heart progressive Democrat policies that scream "open borders" while picking your pocket.

And this leads me to the real point, the one that should cause every true patriot to grab a pitchfork: No one who isn't a natural-born American citizen should ever be allowed to run for elected office: local, state, or federal. End of story. Sure, the current rules permit naturalized citizens to run if they've got that shiny citizenship certificate. We've got representatives like Ilhan Omar, a Minnesota congresswoman, born in Somalia, who has spent her time in office cozying up to radicals, bashing Israel, and pushing policies that make AOC seem moderate. Upholding American values? Ha! These folks aren't assimilating; they're stirring the pot, working to tear down the very foundations that made this country great.

Of course, trying to pass a constitutional amendment to fix this? Good luck. Our spineless politicians would sooner French-kiss a porcupine than plant a flag on that hill. They're too busy polling their constituencies, terrified that some activist will cry "xenophobia". Forget about upholding the Constitution against threats foreign and domestic, these clowns are more worried about their cushy gigs than doing the job we elected them for. Cowards, most of them.

That's just my take, but in a country where the First Amendment still means something (for now), I can say it loud and proud. Stay vigilant, patriots. Happy Friday – may your coffee be strong and our borders stronger.