You Are in the Wrong Party and Must Go to Jail,According to Merrick Garland

Inspired by a Honey Badger Supporter

In the Theater of the Absurd that is Merrick Garland's Justice Department, the only thing is clear, if you're not sporting a "Vote Harris/Walz" bumper sticker, you might just be a criminal. That's right, folks, welcome to Merrick Garland's America, where the scales of justice are so unbalanced that they'd make Lady Liberty drop her torch in disgust.

Here we have Merrick Garland, who is perhaps auditioning for the lead role in "Profiles in Partisanship." This man has turned the Attorney General’s office into his own personal political war room. While he’s quick to mobilize the full weight of the DOJ against Trump allies, does anyone remember the dawn raids on Steve Bannon and Peter Navarro? Garland can't seem to find his moral compass when it comes to glaring issues with the Biden family. Hunter Biden’s escapades, anyone? Shh, that's just a "personal matter."

And let's not forget how Garland treats congressional oversight like an annoying housefly, swatting away subpoenas with the carefree disdain only a true partisan could muster. When the GOP tried to hold his feet to the fire, led by the stalwart Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna, who should came to Garland's rescue but the backstabbing Uniparty? Doug Lamborn, among other RINOs, skipped the critical vote and probably had a golf game or a cocktail party to attend, which helped shield Garland from a contempt citation.

But wait, there’s more! These same "Republicans," who control the House purse strings, could easily cut off funding to the DOJ's merry band of political hitmen. But why would they? Apparently, attacking the freedoms of average Americans is now a bipartisan hobby.

It’s a sad day when the rule of law becomes the rule of lawyers, particularly those who think 'justice' is a game where you pick a team and play to win, no matter the cost to the country. Merrick Garland’s DOJ isn’t just a disappointment; it’s a danger.

So, if you’re in the wrong party, beware, the DOJ might just have a cell with your name on it. After all, in Garland’s America, justice isn’t blind, it’s blatantly biased. I think I hear someone knocking on my front door, really loud…..I’ll be right back….