Brita Horn’s Big Meltdown: A Masterclass in Political Self-Awareness or lack thereof

Well, patriots, grab a chair and maybe a helmet, because Brita Horn has once again treated us to another episode of As the GOP Burns. And this week’s chapter? An email so dramatic, so self-pitying, and so legally confused that even Johnnie Cochran would’ve thrown his briefcase across the room.

Let’s start with the obvious: Brita didn’t write that statement. Her attorney did. You can practically hear the billable hours dripping off every sentence. Brita treats the party’s checkbook like a dirty carpet and her attorneys like high-powered carpet extractors, because once they roll in, everything gets soaked, ripped up, and the bill is triple.

And the irony? The queen of “unity”, the same woman who weaponizes that word like it’s holy scripture, reacted to a perfectly valid meeting call by screaming “VOID! NULL! ILLEGAL!” like a mall cop who just discovered teenagers skateboarding. Unity to her is about as foreign as a Martian colony on Pluto.

Here’s the part that really deserves applause:

Brita had yet another chance, let me stress, another chance, like the millionth, to show even a flicker of leadership. And she face-planted again. Not a stumble. A full-body, arms-out, Olympic-level nosedive into the mud. She showed us exactly what she’s made of: the stuff you scrape off your boots after walking through a cow pasture.

She claims Raymond Garcia “invented inherent rights.” Funny, coming from someone who invents new interpretations of bylaws the way toddlers invent reasons not to go to bed. The bylaws weren’t “abused”—they were followed. The only abuse happening is what leadership is doing to this party's credibility.

And let’s be honest—this sudden legal tantrum isn’t about process, principles, or even bylaws. It’s about survival. Brita knows what’s coming. She can taste the no-confidence vote coming like a cold Colorado January wind through a cracked window, and she’s doing everything she can to avoid it.

People across Colorado, inside the Colorado GOP ring, elected officials, donors, activists, are all whispering the same thing: buyer’s remorse. And loudly. I just tell them, “Call her and tell her to step down.” It’s the only honorable exit left. Otherwise, her legacy is cemented: one of the most spectacularly failed GOP chairs in Colorado history.

And for the record—here’s what the meeting (yes, the real one, not the imaginary one in her lawyer’s head) is actually voting on:

· Freezing her reckless $2.4M spending spree

· Ending online-only meetings

· Stopping her legal jihad against Republican members

· And the big one: confidence—or lack of it—in Brita Horn herself

Now that’s what we call accountability.

No wonder she’s fighting it like a cat in a bath.

Stay tuned. This show is just getting started.