Going Down like Turds in the Toilet!

Well, folks, if you haven't heard yet, the UniParty stooges and RINOs who thought they could stage a coup within our ranks, just got flushed down the legal toilet with a resounding "Dismissed With Prejudice." That's right, the court saw through their charade like a cheap suit in the rain.

Let's talk about Todd Watkins, Eli Bremer, Brita Horn, Kevin McCarney, and our very own traitor, DCGOP Chairman Steve Peck. These characters thought they could dance around, playing both sides, thinking we're too dumb to notice. But here’s the deal - we're not just going to let this slide with a slap on the wrist or, heaven forbid, a group hug.

Now, some might say, "Let's forgive and move on." To those, I say, are you high on your own supply? This isn't just a misstep; it's betrayal. In the pirate code or any code worth its salt, you don’t just forgive treachery. You make an example. Keelhauling might be off the table (thanks, modern law), but banishment? That's just getting started.

These turncoats wanted to play the game of thrones within our State GOP party, probably dreaming of their DC lobbyist-funded vacations. Instead, they're going down like turds in the toilet – and let me tell you, it's a flush that's long overdue.

Do we let them back in the house after they tried to burn it down? Hell no. We should ban the entire bunch from ever holding a position within the Colorado GOP for life. Why? Because you don't give a snake a second chance to bite.

So, what now? We rebuild, stronger, more vigilant, ensuring that our party, the grassroots conservative movement in Colorado and Douglas County, remains untainted by those who would sell us out for a taste of that sweet, corrupting UniParty nectar. We stay true to our values, keep our boots on the ground, and remember this lesson: not all who claim to march with us are truly of us.

Keep your eyes peeled, your minds sharp, and let's make sure this toilet flush is heard all the way to Washington.