Grand Old Party's very own reality show

Ah, Colorado conservatives, gather 'round as we dive into the latest episode of the Grand Old Party's very own reality show. This time around, we have the honor of dissecting a narrative so rich with irony, that it would make even the Founding Fathers do a double-take.

The stage is set with the Republican establishment and RINOs, decked out in their finery, pointing accusatory fingers at the true grassroots conservatives, labeling us as the RINOs (do you really think this is going to work???). It's like being accused of arson when you're the one holding the fire extinguisher. You've got to appreciate their audacity.

Let's cut through this flaming bag BS. The grassroots, those of us steeped in the brew of liberty and constitutional values and principles, are now the targets of the very establishment we seek to reform. They've turned the tables, calling us out of touch. The irony is thicker than the odor of feces around the Colorado capital.

And who's narrating this bewildering plot twist? None other than the radio's all most ex-radio host, Jimmy Sengenberger. It appears Jimmy's taken a break from his usual broadcasts to wade into the murky waters of GOP infighting, and he's brought his own brand of mudslinging to the party.

Now, according to Jimmy, there's a new posse in town, a band of RINO hunters, masked like vigilantes, yet seemingly as establishment as the old guard they claim to oppose. However, this new brand, “RINO Watch Colorado,” are calling out RINOs faster than baristas at a Starbucks drive-thru. With no apology, as it should be, Bravo!

Jimmy seems to miss the point, though. The true grassroots warriors of Colorado aren't out for titles or accolades. We're the silent majority, the backbone of this country, working tirelessly to hold on to the values this nation was built on. We don't need the validation of Rocky Mountain Voice or the fleeting glory of a radio time slot.

So, to the self-appointed guardians of Colorado Conservatism purity (Heidi Ganahl and Butters), we see through your charade. You wrap yourself in the flag, using the party machinery to serve your own ends while casting stones from behind your digital fortress of a radio mic or the Rocky Mountain Voice.

Let's not forget, that the goal is to call out these faux conservatives that would bargain our values and principles away if they thought it was necessary to get their way. Remember, our unity is our strength. While the establishment, RINOs, and the radio hosts play their games, we'll continue the real work. We're building a movement that transcends the petty articles of commentary meant to divide conservatives.

In the end, the grassroots will not be gaslighted. We will not be swayed by the winds of political convenience. We stand firm, rooted in principle, and we will prevail.

So, Jimmy and the rest of the establishment elite and RINOs, take note: the true conservatives are here to stay, with or without your approval. We see what you have done to our state and country when we gave you power, and that time is at the end. The real battle is before us, and we're ready to fight with conviction, and with the unyielding spirit of American freedom.

To victory, true grassroots conservatives. To victory.