Here is a Tissue to Dry Your Tears

My sincerest condolences to the usual suspects of societal sabotage. Condolences to the illegal aliens flooding across our borders, not for their circumstances, but for the harsh reality that America’s backbone isn’t as spineless as you hoped. Condolences to China and the drug dealers, it must hurt to see some Americans waking up to the poison you peddle. Condolences to the believers of the climate apocalypse (Al Gore), still waiting for their moment of righteous doom while flying in private planes to climate summits.

A special note of condolence to Taylor Swift and all the Swifty’s, this is a perfect reminder that fame does not equal wisdom. To the Palestinian terrorists: you lost your PR edge when the world saw the atrocities you cheered on and took action.

My condolences to the evil Islamic State sympathizers and their criminal ambitions. To the bureaucrats of European socialism, the masters of tax-and-squander governance, who still think their way is enviable. Condolences to the ever-woke Hollywood elites, who churn out box office flops with the same fervor they preach DEI (being led by Disney).

Closer to home, condolences to the Colorado election officials who preside over a system where they share BIOS passwords like Colorado hands out free needles to inject poison in its citizens. To the GOP establishment and Rino asshats (Eli Bremer, Todd Watkins, Brita Horn, Kristy Burton Brown, Steve Peck, Renee Anderson, Larry Giesner, Andy Jones, Meghann Silverthorne, Lisa Frizell, Anthony Hardsuck, Richard Holtorf, Christy Fidura, and last but not least Joy Overbeck. To see the entire list of GOP Traitors, Click Here who’ve mastered the art of folding faster than a lawn chair at a barbecue after your failed coup. You remind us why you’re about as trustworthy as a used car salesman with a nervous tic.

And let’s not forget the worshipers of death, the Planned Parenthood apologists, whose dedication to their ghoulish trade would make Dracula blush. And to those still celebrating every absurd Biden gaffe as “charming,” condolences to what’s left of your dignity, assuming you actually had some.

To all of the above and more, my heartfelt condolences. May your sanctimonious illusions rest in the same peace you deny to the rest of us who value freedom, faith, family, and sanity. You’ve earned it.