How will our Colorado Republican Legislatorsvote in the 2025 session?

All right, let’s dive headfirst into the absurdity of our beloved Colorado politics. Buckle up because the 2025 legislative session is upon us, and it's shaping up to be a circus... and not the fun kind. I mean the kind where the clowns aren’t just performing, they’re making the laws.

It’s that time again when we get to see if our Republican legislators can remember what the "R" next to their names stands for. Hint: It’s not "Reconcile with Democrats." With the upcoming vote for the Colorado House Chair, one would hope the choice is clear: vote for the Republican nominee. But, as history has shown us, some of our so-called Republicans seem to think "RINO" is a badge of honor.

Last session, we witnessed a festival of follies, with records set not for legislative excellence, but for the sheer number of bills passed that curtailed our freedoms and squeezed our wallets. Governor Polis and his cronies pulled a fast one with their 'fee' magic trick, turning every conceivable service into a revenue generator. Because why call it a tax when a fee sounds so much friendlier?

So, what's on the agenda this year? More of the same, unless our Republican legislators tighten their grips and remember those MAGA values they touted on their picturesque campaign trails. It’s time to weed out the RINOs who’ve been a bit too cozy on the other side of the aisle. The stakes? Only the soul of Colorado’s future.

It’s simple: Voting for a Democrat as House Chair is like asking the fox to guard the henhouse, except the fox is openly plotting the chickens' demise. Our legislative leaders need to stop this bipartisan kumbaya and start defending the principles that got them elected.

Let’s not mince words. If we see another session where Republicans play nice with policies that trample our rights and inflate our costs, then we might as well switch the state animal from the bighorn sheep to the lemming. It’s time for our Republican legislators to show some spine. Vote for the Republican nominee, resist the urge to dance with the Democrats, and please, for the love of common sense, stop passing bills that sound like they were drafted during a late-night, caffeine-fueled bender.

So, to our Republican legislators in Colorado, here's the deal: You vote for the Republican nominee for House Chair, or you might as well start looking for a new job. We’re watching. We're not going to let you slide by. This isn't just about politics; it's about preserving the soul of our state, our county, and our nation. Let's make 2025 the year we remember how to be conservative, or at least, how to pretend convincingly until we can replace you with someone who does.