Mayor Mike "Buffoon" Johnston of Denver

Alright, buckle up, folks, because we're about to dive into the latest episode of "As the Sanctuary City Turns," starring Denver's very own Mayor Mike Johnston playing the role of the rebellious, virtue-signaling hero in his self-scripted drama.

Here we go! In what can only be described as a toddler's tantrum on a municipal scale, Mayor Johnston has publicly declared he's ready to throw down with the incoming Trump administration over immigration policies. Yes, you heard that right. The mayor of Denver, in a move that screams "look at me, I'm fighting the good fight," has basically said, "Come at me, bro," to the federal government.

He's not just talking the talk, he's apparently ready to walk the walk straight into a jail cell. Johnston has vowed to mobilize the Denver Police and, get this, even "50,000 Denverites" to form a human wall against federal agents tasked with deporting illegal aliens. He's calling it a "Tiananmen Square moment," but let's be real, it's more like a "selfie" moment.

Now, here's where it gets spicy. What Johnston might not realize, or perhaps he's just banking on his 15 minutes of fame (I’m guessing the latter), is that his actions could very well be considered obstruction of justice or interference with federal law enforcement. Title 8, United States Code, Section 1324, for those who like to read the fine print, makes it a felony to harbor or conceal illegal aliens. But hey, what's a little felony between friends when you're fighting for your political image, right?

Enter Tom Homan, Trump's steel spined border czar, who seems more than ready to RSVP to Johnston's jail party. Homan has made it clear he's not just willing but downright eager to put Johnston in handcuffs if he steps over that legal line. "He's willing to go to jail, I'm willing to put him in jail," Homan stated.

So, what are we looking at here? A mayor who thinks he's starring in his own political thriller, ready to go to jail on our dime for a cause that's less about justice and more about making personal headlines. Meanwhile, the rest of us are left wondering if this is really how we're spending our tax dollars.

Denver’s mayor is playing a dangerous game of chicken with federal law, betting his freedom on the gamble that maybe, just maybe, his political theater will pay off in the long run (ha). But if I were betting, my money's on Homan having the last laugh. Remember, this isn't just about policy; it's about political posturing from a loser Democrat mayor. Keep your popcorn ready, because this could get entertaining.