The 2026 Colorado Governor Race and the Forthcoming Circus Clowns

All right, Colorado grassroot conservatives patriots, buckle up because we're about to dive into the upcoming clown car of the 2026 Governor's race. Picture this: a circus tent where the ringmasters are so out of touch with the MAGA values that make America great, they might as well be juggling RINO heads for entertainment.

Let's start with Mike Lynch, the retread from House District 65. His Liberty Score last session was a measly 63,, “F”. That's right, folks, when it comes to defending our liberties, he's about as effective as a screen door on a submarine. We need someone who's going to fight, not just score points for showing up and having coffee with the Demoncraps.

Next up, Richard Holtorf, another retread, this time from HD 63. His Liberty Score? A whopping 68, still an “F”. I'll give him this, he's slightly better at pretending he cares about conservative principles, but let's not kid ourselves. He needs to go into standup comedy. 

Now, Heidi Ganahl, bless her heart, tried in 2022 for the Governor and got blown out like the 1990 Broncos Super Bowl. She's nice, she's got energy, but if we're looking for a comeback story, we might as well start cheering for the Denver Broncos to win the Super Bowl again soon.

And then there's Deborah Flora, who has more losses under her belt than a dietician at a Las Vegas all-you-can-eat buffet. She lost in the 2022 US Senate race primary and then again the CD4 primary in 2024. Because if there's anything voters love, it's a consistent track record of losing. Maybe she’s aiming for a hat trick of defeats to really round out her resume?

But oh boy then there is, Barbara Kirkmeyer, what a piece of work. Her Liberty Score is a pathetic 54, “F-“, tying for second to last place among Colorado Senate Republicans. Let's break down her greatest hits:

• Voted against tax cuts that would've put more money back in your pockets.

• Supported a bill that infringed on Second Amendment rights, because apparently, she thinks we need fewer guns and more government control.

• Pushed for increased regulations on small businesses, because who needs economic freedom when you can have bureaucracy?

Each vote was a nail in the coffin of her conservative values. If she's what passes for a conservative in Colorado, we might as well start learning Chinese because our rights are about to go up in smoke.

Listen up, Colorado: we need a real conservative leader, someone who doesn't just wear MAGA like a badge but lives it like a creed. Someone who isn't afraid to call out the Establishment Republicans, RINOs, Trans Republicans, and Demoncraps and won't let our state slide further into the abyss of progressive nonsense.

This isn't just an election; it's a battle for the soul of Colorado. If we don't find our Colorado Trump, our state might as well start practicing its circus tricks because it will be at least 4 more years of progressive BS. Let's make Colorado great again, by finding a leader who won't betray us the moment they step into the governor's mansion.