The Colorado Progressive Leadership Can Only Lie

Hey there, Colorado patriots. We've got a real doozy for you, and I assure you, it's as infuriating as it is enlightening. Let's talk about the art of progressive Rocky Mountain deception.

First off, Governor Jared Polis. Now, isn't he just the personification of honesty? I mean, if you consider 'honesty' as spinning tales so tall they could block out the blazing Colorado sun. This guy, along with his sidekick, Mayor Mike Johnston, has turned Colorado into a veritable festival of falsehoods and a criminal cesspool.

But let's zoom in on one particularly egregious example: the case of the Jena Griswold passwords. Oh, you don't know about that? Shocking, considering how it's been so effectively swept under the rug by our Democrat elite, “nothing to see here.” Griswold, our Secretary of State, who's supposed to be the guardian of our electoral integrity, has been caught with her hand in the proverbial cookie jar. Yet, instead of a public outcry or even a whisper of accountability, we get... “No wrongdoing here, please move along.”

Now, why the cover-up? Well, in the realm of Colorado's Democratic leadership, transparency is merely a myth, a charming notion from a past era. These individuals don't engage with the truth; they engage with narratives. They've perfected the craft of the cover-up, making sure that any scandal or suggestion of wrongdoing is buried so deeply that you'd need a mining permit to uncover it (and Colorado no longer issues mining permits).

What's the strategy here? It's simple. Lie, deny, and when all else fails, just ignore the problem until everyone forgets about it. Remember, folks, this isn't just about one incident, it's a pattern. From Polis to Johnston, from Griswold to every appointed bureaucrat in between in Colorado, they're all singing from the same hymn sheet - the one that's missing all the verses about integrity and truth.

So, what do we do? We keep our eyes open, our voices loud, and our memories sharp. We don't let them forget that we're here, watching, waiting for the day when their house of cards comes tumbling down. Because let's be real, it's not if, but when.

In the meantime, let's laugh at their audacity, marvel at their shamelessness, and prepare for the fight ahead, the Colorado Governor race in 2026. When it comes to our state's leadership, expecting the truth is like expecting snow in July, highly improbable and utterly out of season. Maybe it's time we remind them that leadership is a privilege, not a right to distort, deceive, and mislead. So, the next time they try to sell us another tall tale, let's just say we'll consider it, right after we consult our flying pigs.