Time to Boot the Brita Blunder

Oh, Colorado patriots and specifically Colorado GOP State Central Committee Members, gather 'round the digital campfire because I've got a tale of woe that's got me rolling my eyes so hard I might need corrective glasses. I've hammered on this before, but now? Now it's not just bad, it's apocalyptic. I was recently at a weekend event, and the candidate stepped up to the mic, asking for Unity within the Colorado GOP. And you know what? Amen to that. We'd all love a big, happy Republican family reunion where we roast marshmallows instead of each other. But here's the punchline that's not funny: As long as Brita Horn is perched on her imaginary throne as Colorado GOP Chair, unity isn't just a pipe dream, it's a cruel joke.

Let's get real, folks. The SCC members (specifically elected officials) who pushed this woman into power must be wondering if they accidentally elected Typhoid Mary, or should I say. “Brita the Black Death” instead of a leader. Since she grabbed the gavel, it's been a nonstop parade of self-inflicted disasters. Remember the Greenwood Village office? Poof, gone. They didn't just vacate; they practically gave away the furniture like it was a new Dollar Store grand opening. Now we've got some sad little outpost in Colorado Springs that might as well be a broom closet. Fundraising? Ha! Brita's idea of raking in cash is crafting a "fantasy budget" that's about as realistic as a winning Powerball, then bullying the executive committee into swallowing it whole. No wonder donors are treating the GOP like a bad Tinder date, they're ghosting us left and right. The cherry on top, in accounting terms, the Colorado GOP is bankrupt with more debts than cash.

And the front office exodus? It's biblical. Her treasurer bailed faster than rat off a sinking ship. The vice chair? Gone, going scorched earth on Brita. Credentialing committee chair vanished right before the re-org meeting, and now word's out that Nancy Pallozzi just handed in her walking papers out of this mess. I get turnover… but this debacle is affecting all Republicans in our state. But wait, there's more! Enter HB24-1067, that sneaky little bill that's got our district captains and precinct committee people sweating bullets over potential personal ADA lawsuits and contemplating mass resignations. Does Brita have a rock-solid plan for HB24-1067, complete with insurance backups to keep our caucus and assembly system from imploding? Spoiler: Nope. Maybe that's the master plan from the beginning, from the shadowy crew who installed her, let the whole thing crater so caucus and the assembly system die, and the pay-for-play crowd can rebuild the Colorado GOP in their image.

Brita yammers on about "unity" like it's her personal mantra, but actions? Zilch. Nada. It's all hot air, folks. "Unity is just a word," as I've said, and Brita's proving it by doing precisely squat to stitch this fractured party back together. Instead, she's accelerating devastation with her lawsuits.

Picture this: We've got a leader who's basically a yellow-spiked-hair version of Joe Biden, wandering aimlessly on a stage, waiting for a handler to tell her what to say, disconnected, and driving us straight into the ditch. Colorado could be a powerhouse, a red beacon in the Rockies, but under Brita? We're the laughingstock in Colorado and Nationally, hemorrhaging political relevance faster than you can say "recall."

Look, I'm not here to play nice. We all know the Colorado GOP's been on and off life support for years, outspent, outmaneuvered, watching Democrats turn our state into a progressive playground with policies that in some ways make California look tame. We've got battles in Colorado to fight, fast-track permitting for our oil fields, school choice battles, protecting children, tax annihilation, and a conservative grassroots army that's fired up over everything from Second Amendment rights to stopping the illegal aliens from turning Colorado into their third-world country. But with Brita at the helm? Forget it. Candidates are out there pleading for unity, but how do you rally around a Zombie Chair that has no clue?

Don't get me wrong, I'm not exactly a unifier myself. I'm as divisive as they come, and I own it. Folks disagree with me. Fine, that's part of America. But I'm not aiming for the chair; I'd probably make things worse in my own fiery way. What I want, what we all need, is someone competent, someone who can manage these cats without letting the establishment puppeteers or the hardcore fringe pull the strings. We need accountability, not this free-for-all where Colorado elected officials abandon conservative principles just to cozy up with Democrats who are trying to destroy our state. We're tired of losing, aren't we? Dems hold the governorship, both Senate seats, and a House majority. If we don't change course, 2026 will be a bloodbath.

So, State Central Committee members, wake up from your slumber and smell the acrid desperation. Back the petition that was circulated calling for an SCC meeting. Tell Brita and her sidekick, Russ Andrews, to cut the stalling and schedule the meeting pronto. Once she's out, we'll fire up another session to elect a replacement who isn't an extra in The Walking Dead. Ignore this? Kiss any shot at flipping seats in 2026 goodbye. All that optimism about gains in the legislature in 2026? It'll evaporate into a black hole with no plans, no cash, no cohesion, just us sinking into oblivion.

Colorado GOP deserves better!