Your Name is On the List, oh my!

Buckle up, grassroots patriots, because we're diving into the circus that is Marian and Alan Tone. You see, these two have penned what they call a "letter," but folks, it reads more like a skit from Saturday Night Live (after all the good people left), and like SNL, now, it's not funny; it's just sad.

Marian and Alan, bless their hearts, are throwing a tantrum because the little playground scheme against Dave Williams went down like a lead balloon. They tried to play the RINO card with Rino Watch Colorado, but what they've actually revealed is their own lack of common sense (do you two dress yourself in the morning?).

Let's dissect this masterpiece of misinformation, shall we? First off, they're whining about being "unfairly targeted." Oh, the irony! These are the same people who thought it was a bright idea to undermine the will of the conservative grassroots with their faux-RINO-Uniparty officer fiasco. If you're going to throw stones, maybe don't live in a glass house, or in this case, a house of cards.

Now, about this court case, they're so sore about it; it didn't just rain on their parade; it was a downright monsoon. "Dismissed With Prejudice," the judge said, which means, "Get out and don't come back with this nonsense for those not fluent in legal speak." Yet, here they are, still trying to sell their sob story like it's a bestseller.

They talk about unity and moving forward. Here's a thought: unity begins with not attempting coups. It's just a wild idea, I know! They're like the child who knocks over the gameboard when they're losing and then cries about not being able to play anymore.

Let's chat about this "Common Sense" they're supposedly advocating for. If common sense were currency, these two would be bankrupt. They're out here acting like they've been wronged when, in reality, they tried to pull a fast one on the very essence of our movement, true grassroots conservatism.

Their letter is not a call for reconciliation; it's a beacon of their betrayal, shining bright for all to see, just like the list of all who attended the failed coup. They're not victims; they're volunteers in their own political downfall.

So, to Marian and Alan, if you're listening, here's some real common sense: when you dig a hole for others, make sure you're not standing in it. Because from where I’m standing, it looks like you've dug yourselves so deep that you might just hit China.

Let's remember, folks, in the land of the free and home of the brave, we don't just need common sense; we need to spot the uncommon nonsense from a mile away. Keep fighting the good fight, and let's keep our grassroots conservative movement genuine, not a playground for the politically petulant.